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Today, I sit down with comedian, Ian Bagg. We talk about our mutual disdain for mirrors, health studies, last comic standing, getting 2 people fired on accident, and much more! 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

I’m joined by my #4 and #12 best friends, Bobby Kelly and Mike Calta, for some Cuban sandwiches and locker room talk

 

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FRIED PLANTAINS

- Ripe plantains

- Vegetable oil

- Salt

 

1. Slice plantains at an angle into 1/2 inch pieces

2. Sprinkle plantains with salt

3. Heat vegetable oil on medium low; cook plantains for 7 minutes each side

4. Drain plantains on a paper towel before serving

 

AVOCADO SAUCE

- Avocado

- Sour cream

- Garlic

- Lime juice

- Cilantro

- Chili powder

- Salt and pepper

 

1. Dice Avocados; place all ingredients in food processor and process on high until smooth

 

GARLIC AIOLI

- Mayonnaise

- Minced garlic

- Lemon Juice

- Salt and pepper

 

SPICY MAYO

- Mayonnaise

- Hot sauce

- Minced garlic

- Lime juice

- Cajun seasoning

 

CUBAN SANDWICH

- Bread

- Mustard

- Mayo

- Swiss cheese

- Dill pickles

- Ham

- Pulled pork

- Salami

- Butter

 

1. Spread mustard and mayo on both sides of bread. Add cheese to both sides

2. Add ham, pork, salami, and pickles to one side, then close sandwich

3. Heat skillet and season with butter

4. Toast sandwich on both sides, pressing down with another pan

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:02pm PDT

Today, I sit down with comedian, Steve Byrne. We take 12 shots and talk about The Machine Movie, Johnny Depp, his new special, naming our new studio, our message to 20 year olds, and much more! 

 

Steve has a new special “The Last Late Night” available on Amazon Prime Video here: https://www.amazon.com/Steve-Byrne-Last-Late-Night/dp/B0B6C95W7J 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

Today, I sit down with actor, Nicholas Turturro. We talk about working with Adam Sander on The Longest Yard, Joey Diaz, getting bullied, actor who lost weight, serial killers, the Yankees, and much more! 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am PDT

Celebrity trainer Lacie Mackey, celebrity chef Antonia Lofaso, and I talk macros, blood work, and Campari over some breakfast pastaGet Season 1 of Something’s Burning, brand new merch, and the full UNCUT version at https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning

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PASTA CARBONARA
- Olive oil
- Guanciale (salt-cured pork jowl)
- Pecorino Romano
- Eggs
- Ground black pepper
- SpaghettiDice guanciale into 1" cubes
Cook in olive oil until crisp around the edges
Bring heavily salted water to a boil
Once guanciale is cooked, strain fat and reserve for later
Add pasta to boiling water and cook according to directions
Add 7 yolks and one full egg to the guanciale; mix well to combine
Drain pasta, reserving some of the water
Add pasta to guanciale
Drizzle in some reserved fat
Toss to combine
Add Pecorino Romano
Add reserved pasta water and black pepper
Toss to combineNO BAKE OATMEAL COOKIES
- Butter
- Milk
- Sugar
- Cocoa
- Crunchy peanut butter
- Quick-cooking oats
- Vanilla extract
- Wax paperMelt butter in saucepan
Add milk, sugar, and cocoa; bring to a boil
Remove from heat and stir in peanut butter
Add oats and vanilla extract
Stir well until combined
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto waxed paper

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am PDT

Today, I sit down with comedian, Natasha Leggero. We talk about horror movies, her Ayahuasca trip, how kids change you, Moshe, and much more! 

 

Natasha has a new book “The World Deserves My Kids” available here: https://www.amazon.com/World-Deserves-My-Children/dp/198213707X 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am PDT

Today, I sit down with David Spade. We talk about failures, his time pledging a frat, hazing, skateboarding, touring with Sandler, and much more! 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am PDT

I make “Are You Garbage” hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley certified lords, then serve their lordship’s shepherd’s pie and a Scottish signature dish including sheep’s heart and possibly BBs?

 

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EASY SHEPARDS PIE

Ingredients:

Peeled / quartered potatoes

Butter

Salt

Onion

Garlic

Frozen mixed veggies (peas and carrots)

Ground beef

Beef broth

Worcestershire sauce

Seasonings to taste

  • Place potatoes in at least 1" of water in a pot on the stove. Bring to a boil, reduce to simmer, and cook until tender
  • Chop onion
  • Melt butter in sauté pan, add onions and garlic; cook until translucent
  • Add frozen veggies and cook until tender
  • Add ground beef until no longer pink; drain excess fat
  • Add beef broth, Worcestershire sauce, and other seasonings to taste
  • Cook uncovered for around 10 min, adding broth to keep from drying out
  • Drain potatoes; add butter and mash
  • Add seasonings to taste
  • Spread cooked meat / veggie filling on the bottom of a casserole dish
  • Spread mashed potatoes over the top
  • Bake at 400° for 30-45 min, until browned and bubbling

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:31pm PDT

Today, I sit down to share some wine with comedian, Gareth Reynolds. We talk about The Dollop, Don Lemon, John Candy, stalkers, growing up in Wisconsin, his new special and much more!  

 

Gareth has a brand new special called “England, Weed & the Rest” on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZVgbljHtxM 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am PDT

Sam Morril and Brian Simpson join me in becoming real men: with steaks, cigars, and whiskey

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Creamed Spinach - Unsalted butter

- Chopped yellow onion

- Salt

- Black pepper

- Cayenne Pepper

- Fresh baby spinach

- Garlic

- Block of Cream cheese

- Grated parmesan cheese

 

1. In a Dutch oven, melt butter.

2. Add onion, salt, pepper and cayenne (optional).

3. Add spinach in handfuls; cook until wilted

4. Add garlic

5. Add cream cheese and continue cooking until melted.

6. Add parmesan cheese; stir to combine

7. Remove from heat; season with salt and pepper to taste

 

Creamy Au Gratin Potatoes

- Russet potatoes; thinly sliced

- Butter

- Medium onion

- Salt and Black pepper

- All-purpose flour

- Milk

- Shredded cheddar cheese

 

1. Butter a casserole dish

2. Layer ½ of the potatoes in the pan; season with salt and pepper

3. In a medium saucepan, melt butter

4. Gradually whisk in flour and salt to make a roux

5. Slowly add milk, whisking well as you pour to avoid lumps

6. Continue cooking until mixture is thickened

7. Add cheddar cheese and stir until melted.

8. Pour cheese sauce over potatoes and cover with foil

9. Bake at 400° until potatoes are tender and sauce is bubbly (1-1 ½ hrs)

 

Steak

- Steak (filets)

- Omaha Steak seasoning

 

1. Flash sear on stove on one side for 2-3 min

2. Flip steak and immediately put into oven at 300°

3. Cook until desired temp (9-11 min for medium rare)

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:50am PDT