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Today, I sit down with comedian, Ryan Long. We talk about skankfest, Jelly Roll, , bad advice, stoicism, objectivism, Bernard Goetz, and much more!

 

Check out Ryan’s new special “White Immigrant” streaming on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIY-Q92siHE 

 

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Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo make chicken shawarma and try to convince me that Covid is just the flu

 

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CHICKEN SHAWARMA

 

INGREDIENTS

Lemons, juiced

Olive oil

Smashed / minced garlic

Kosher salt

Black pepper

Ground cumin

Paprika

Turmeric

Ground cinnamon

Red pepper flakes

Boneless, skinless chicken (thighs recommended)

Chopped parsley

 

1. Combine lemon juice, olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, cumin, paprika, 

turmeric, cinnamon, red pepper flakes; whisk to create the marinade

2. Add chicken, toss well to coat.  Cover and store for at least one hour.

3. Preheat oven to 425°

4. Grease sheet pan with olive oil

5. Place chicken on greased pan

6. Roast until browned and crisp (30-40 min).

7. Remove from oven and let rest

8. Drizzle with Tzatziki and parsley; serve with rice and pita

 

PEACHES AND BRIE

 

INGREDIENTS

Wheel of Brie

Peaches

Vinegar

Mustard

Brown sugar

 

1. Wrap wheel of brie in tin foil and place on grill for 5-10 min.

2. Slice fresh peaches 

3. Toss with vinegar, mustard and brown sugar

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:27pm EST

Today, I sit down with comedian, Phil Hanley. We talk about The Grateful Dead, Watches, Phil’s dyslexia, salad days, and much more! 

 

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Today, I sit down with comedians, Tommy Johnagin & Andy Woodhull. We talk about cigars, having kids, cruises, killer sally, bad comics, and much more!

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:38pm EST

Comedians Moshe Kasher, Kurt Braunohler and I have a sushi making competition judged by my fishmonger, Liwei Liao from Joint Seafood!

 

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Today, I sit down with comedian, Nimesh Patel. We talk about his Dad starting his own business, his bachelor party, drugs, his new special, Chris Rock, crowd work, blowing up online and much more!

 

Check out Nimesh’s new special “Thank You China” streaming on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfNHCavFtzQ 

 

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Today, I sit down with comedian, Fortune Feimster. We talk about Fortune doing a show with Arnold Schwarzenegger, happiness, wearing dresses, her time on The Chelsea Handler Show, shooting her special, and much more! 

 

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Comedians Tim Dillon & Whitney Cummings try to guess which caviar is more expensive, I make homemade potato chips, and Dijon baked salmon.

 

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HOME MADE POTATO CHIPS

 

INGREDIENTS

 

  • Russet potatoes
  • Cooking Spray
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Others seasoning to taste

 

 

Steps

 

  1. Coat tray with cooking spray
  2. Thinly slice potatoes with a mandolin
  3. Lay flat, not overlapping, on tray
  4. Season to taste
  5. Air fry at 360° for 15 min.

 

 

DIJON BAKED SALMON

 

INGREDIENTS

 

  • Salmon filets
  • Mayo
  • Dijon mustard
  • Lemon zest
  • Dill

 

Steps

 

  1. Combine mayo, mustard, zest, and dill in bowl; mix until incorporated
  2. Spread thin layer of mixture on top of salmon filets
  3. Bake at 375° for 18-20 min.

 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:24pm EST

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