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Today, I sit down and smoke a cigar with comedian, Robert Kelly. We talk about getting dumped, regifting, fighting a homeless guy, how he lost a ton of weight, cigars, watches, and much more! 

 

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Today, I sit down with the guys from The Confused Breakfast podcast, Mike Schulte, AJ Vens, and Sean Prior. We talk about all things movies, our favorite movies, movie conspiracy theories, our favorite actors/actresses, iconic movies, movies with the biggest box office payday, and much more! 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:23pm EST

Comedian/Jackass star Steve-O and comedian Annie Lederman come over to watch me make a Mediterranean Seafood Stew. 

 

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JOE ROGAN HULK CUM DRINK

 

INGREDIENTS

Kale 

Cucumber 

Green Apple

Spinach

Ginger

 

 

Steps

1) chop up ingredients

2) throw in a juicer until blended

 

 

MEDITERRANEAN SEAFOOD STEW

 

INGREDIENTS

 

  • Garlic
  • Onion
  • Bell pepper 
  • Can of diced tomatoes
  • Squid
  • Hake / Halibut / Seabass
  • Jumbo Shrimp
  • Mussels
  • Dried Thyme
  • Paprika
  • Saffron
  • Sugar
  • Broth
  • Water
  • Olive Oil

 

Steps

  1. Mince garlic, dice onion, dice bell pepper, cut squid, and chop the fish
  2. Heat olive oil on medium heat and sauté squid
  3. Remove and set aside
  4. Cook onions, garlic, and peppers together
  5. Add thyme, paprika, salt; stir together
  6. Add diced tomatoes, sugar, and salt; stir together
  7. Add broth, water, saffron; gently mix.
  8. Turn the heat up; once it boils, turn back to low
  9. Add chopped fish, cooked squid, shrimp, and mussels; cover.
  10. After about 5 min, remove the lid to check if the mussels are open and fish is cooked.  Once done, remove from heat and serve.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:48pm EST

Today, I sit down with Liver King! We talk about priorities, how much sleep you should be getting, the 9 ancestral tenants, why he doesn’t shower or brush his teeth, steroid accusations, his daily routine. Then, we eat liver, bone marrow, and testicles! 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 1:21pm EST

Today, I sit down with comedian, Matt Braunger. We talk about Matt Marrying his manager, dropping Georgia off at college, getting stuck on a roller coaster, inspirational brands, his new special, and much more! 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:50pm EST

Today, I sit down with comedian, Dane Cook. We talk about our long history together, on screen sex scenes, Jessica Alba, betting on yourself, excitement vs anxiety, his new special, and much more! 

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:00am EST

Comedians, Jim Jefferies & Forrest Shaw hang out and watch me make a bloomin’ onion, Vegemite beer cheese dip, lamb lollipops, and an Oreo Vegemite cheesecake.

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BLOOMIN’ ONION

 

INGREDIENTS

  • Sweet onion, like Vidalia
  • Flour
  • Cayenne pepper
  • Paprika
  • Dried thyme
  • Dried oregano
  • Ground cumin
  • Salt and pepper
  • Eggs
  • Whole milk
  • Frying oil

 

 

Steps

  1. Slice pointy side of onion off, then peel.  Place onion cut-side down on cutting board
  2. Starting ½” from the root, make a downward cut all the way through.  Continue all the way around the onion.
  3. Combine flour, cayenne, paprika, thyme, oregano, cumin, and black pepper in one bowl
  4. Combine eggs, milk, and one cup water; whisk
  5. Place onion in a separate bowl, flower-up and pour the flour mixture all over, making sure to get all in between the “petals.”
  6. Fully submerge floured onion in egg mixture, spooning it on top if necessary.
  7. Repeat flour process 
  8. Heat at least 3” inches of frying oil in a Dutch oven
  9. Carefully lower the onion into the oil; fry about 3-4 minutes.
  10. Turn over and cook until golden brown.
  11. Drain on paper towels before serving

 

 

VEGEMITE BEER CHEESE DIP

 

INGREDIENTS

 

  • Flour
  • Salt
  • Unsalted butter
  • Milk
  • Beer
  • Vegemite
  • Mustard powder
  • Paprika
  • Chicken salt
  • Grated gouda

 

Steps

  1. Melt butter in a sauce pan over medium heat
  2. Add flour and stir, then lower heat to medium-low.
  3. Add beer, stirring continuously.
  4. Once thickened slightly, add milk and stir until thick again.
  5. Add Vegemite, mustard powder, paprika, and chicken salt.  Stir to combine and reduce heat to low.
  6. Add grated cheese, one handful at a time.  Stir quickly to combine before adding more handfuls.
  7. Pour into serving dish.

 

 

LAMB LOLLIPOPS

 

INGREDIENTS

  • Malt syrup
  • Vegemite
  • Zest and juice of lemon
  • Lamb cutlets
  • Olive oil

 

Steps

  1. Combine malt syrup, Vegemite, and lemon juice in a bowl.  Set aside
  2. Drizzle cutlets with oil, salt, and pepper
  3. Heat a large frying pan on high heat.  Cook cutlets for 2 min on each side for medium-rare.
  4. Rest, loosely covered in foil.
  5. Dip cutlets in malt mixture and serve.

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:25pm EST

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